Sweetie pie — unless you are planning to marry a whole bunch of women at once, you aren’t interested in polygamy — you are interested in polyamory.

man·splain

manˈsplān/

verb

informal

gerund or present participle: mansplaining

  1. (of a man) explain (something) to someone, typically a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

You can easily have a difference of opinion with someone without telling them all about how you know more than they do about a topic that they actually know more about because they live it, meanwhile you’ve only read about it.

So, even after my long and very involved description of how many, many people who engage in polyamory do so together in some form (threesomes, foursomes, groups, wife swap) you are still going to stick with that notion that women force it on men? That really does make me laugh out loud!

And even despite all of that, you are talking to your partner about engaging in it? Either you are not being honest with me or you are not being honest with yourself. And as for my passion — you already know the answer to that, even without reading my erotica. I live my life out loud in every sense of the word. Here, try this one. It illustrates just what a selfish bitch I actually am! Giggle….snort!

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