Nick, you need to go and read some of the rest of my work to find out what my poor sad husband is subjected to on a regular basis. We see a beautiful and wonderful woman named Tamara fairly often. For James’ birthday she brought a friend and he got to be in a bed with 3 hot women. As usual, you don’t have the faintest idea of what you are talking about and have jumped to a bunch of conclusions based upon your wounds and limitations. I know you desperately want to put me in my place somehow, but that isn’t the avenue that’s going to do it!

Here, start with this one. It’s got a real picture of the woman we play with on a regular basis. Poor James; I’m such a horrible bitch! 😉

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