I used to joke that in my retirement I would be porn writer, since so much of what is currently out there is abysmal and it wouldn’t take much to improve upon it. Instead, I now write erotica and other sexy stuff concurrent to my day job.
I’ve also joked that in my next life, I’ll be an editor or script supervisor because I have an eye for detail (although I still find errors in my own published stories -thankfully we can go in and correct). Hooray for Medium for allowing me to live all of these different aspects of myself all at one time!