I knew this was a story (albeit a very hot one) when you mentioned an exclusive relationship and no real cocks! 😁 I like writing in the first person, even if not every story of mine is literally true either.

Dispelling cultural myths with research-driven stories. My favorite word is “specious.” Not fragile like a flower; fragile like a bomb! Twitter @ElleBeau

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