Great fun, as usual, although I do have to disagree with this one part: “few men are gaga over their own penises.” I think actually most men are gaga over their own penises which is why they believe that random women want to see a picture of it. I used to belong to a dating website where half the guys had their tallywhacker (yes, it’s a funny word indeed) as their profile picture. I skipped over those profiles every time. If you think that’s the most important thing about you, I’m not interested!

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