Enjoy whatever strange little world it is that you live in and I hope you’ll look forward to appearing in one of my future stories about the stupid comments made by cranks. I know you think that somehow putting me in my place will make you feel better about yourself and your life, but it won’t — least of all because you don’t begin to know how to do that, and mostly because that isn’t how life works.

Your comments are so self-involved and divorced from reality (not because they are prima facie untrue necessarily but because you seem to believe that you are the center of the universe and that’s all that counts, even as relates to my own thoughts and experiences). If you comment on one of my stories in the future, most likely I will simply mute it since there is no possibility of dialog with someone as wrapped in their emotional outrage and living inside their own pompousness as you are.

By the way, my “low” readership is 4.6K which is why I don’t have any more time to waste on the likes of you. Bye!

Definition of mansplain

transitive + intransitive

of a man

: to explain something to a woman in a condescending way that assumes she has no knowledge about the topic

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